Fairy Fart
Some people say their farts smell like roses — our
garden fairy farts actually do!
Prized by English gardeners since the middle ages,
fairy farts are said to enhance the fragrance of
garden flowers and bring good luck to every gardener.
Hang in your garden to attract butterflies,
hummingbirds and bees.
Infused with a single drop of enchanted rainwater —
our garden fairy farts are aged a minimum of six
years to bring out their full potency. Our fairy
farts are non-flammable and are thought to help
prevent global warming, however, do not open the vial
or you will release its magical properties.